This is where a 20-something college idealist/student journalist comes to put editorialized - and sometimes personal - thoughts that don't get to be published at the school paper or other real-world jobs. Things written here only reflect me, and while I try to maintain grammar and AP style, I can only do my best.
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What he said:
We encourage those at tables to sit with others because there's just too many people at this event to sit two per table.
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What I heard:
See those cute guys at the next table? Sit with them. Do it. Mmmmm.
